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I Apologize In Advance
I am a person named Hunter who likes photography, comedy, coffee, hip-hop, and cursing. I have a tendency to say offensive things, hence the title of this tumblr. Oh yeah, I also go to SVA and am a photo major.
If Will Smith Played Neo
My friend Mike recently posed the question, would Will Smith do a rap for the Matrix, if they cast him as Neo, instead of doing Wild WIld West (I sadly love that movie). So I decided to not just tell him that Mr.Smith would, I decided to write Mr.Smith some lyrics when he is cast into the Matrix remake coming… sometime… probably. Enjoy
Our mission, to fight the machines
No it’s not a dream, he’ll make you pick a pill
It’s really quite ill
Since the time of Queen Cleo,
They developed a habit
Will Smith aint my name
It is Neo, take the Red and follow the rabbit
One of the most gut wrenching and incredible 30 seconds I have seen in a while. I love Todd Glass. Glass’s coming out on WTF with Marc Maron was genuinely inspiring, and I am glad Glass is helping out.
The coolest video I’ve seen on the internet in a while.
Is that The Roots playing backup? That looks a lot like ?uest
(Source: peenogrigio2)
Oh Video Games
I love video games, I always have. I have a ridiculously large amount of knowledge in regards to them, in fact it has been said that I have a near encyclopedic well of useless knowledge in my head, with video games being the main thing to populate those mind pages. But even though I deeply love them, I don’t play that many, not just because of cost restraints, but because I am rarely captured by one to make me play it for hours every day. But when one gets me, it hits me like a bad meth trip and I become sadly obsessive, I will play them for hours everyday sacrificing sleep for them (at least I did in high school) so much that I would feign sick to stay home and play them (but what video-game playing nerd hasn’t?). My most recent version of virtual crack is Trials Evolution. I knew it would hook me, because the predecessor is something I still come back to near 3 years later, and the only thing I will say is that it is as crazy and crazy difficult as Trials HD, in fact it is actually more crazy (the 2nd track you are riding through the hills of WWII during a battle, and then in a later track when you finish, you get sent to the moon, don’t know why exactly). And for just 15 bucks you can’t really beat it. Also platinum metals.
